Tuesday, June 16, 2009

An Unprecedented Phenomenon

It took me 30 minutes to drive from Sandy to Lehi yesterday on I-15. And Utah drivers are to blame for it. Something happens here that I have never seen happen anywhere else in my life. People will slow down and stop on the interstate. For NO reason. It's not rush hour, it's not backed up all the way to some huge event, there's not even a wreck to attract rubberneckers! They just stop. It's the most aggravating thing I've ever experienced on a highway. I'm looking forward to not dealing with that anymore.

In other news, me and Jillian went and helped out Rachel and Moshe moving out this last Sunday. After pulling through their father's untimely death, they still work harder then most people I know. They're currently going to rent out their house and live at their father's house until everything gets resolved. It could take anywhere from 3 to 6 months for them to work out the issues with their father's assets because he didn't sign his will.

In the meantime Rachel has a new best seller on the shelves at your local bookstore. This hot item features, me! The exciting story of my life, in all its glory. All my heroic acts of courage and selflessness, all the good deeds I've performed, all the times I realized what was going on! Wait, what?

Alright, so she hasn't really written this book. But she always thought it would be fun to do so. I may be quick-witted most the time, but more often then I'd like, I have a "dawning" moment. Where something very simple seemed to slip my grasp for a minute, and then comes the resounding "oooOOOOhhhh..." as the light bulb turns back on.